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made up my stupid action 😄

do souls look like pickles?

Do pickles look retarded?

everything in the furture is chrome! 😱

Even the chrome is chromed!

I order the food, you cook the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die.

Bubble Buddy!

I'll tell you a little story called "The Ugly Barnacle": Once there was a very ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everybody died. The End.

If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar.

Ooooo the Flying Dutchman...*scary noises*

Squidward: Let me get this straight. You two bought a big screen television just so you could play in the box?
SpongeBob: Pretty smart, huh?
Patrick: I thought it wouldn't work.

We're not talking about some dumb mail fraud scheme or hijacking, here! WE STOLE A BALLOON!

Mr. Krabs: I didn't want to tell you this in front of Patrick, but that hat makes you look like a girl.
SpongeBob: Am I a pretty girl?
Mr. Krabs: Yes, yes, you're- you're beautiful.

The Bloodhound Gang's record's called One Fierce Beer Coaster
And on the front of the record there's a picture of a beer coaster.
So the records like A BEER COASTER
WOOHOO
That shit's wacked, that shit's funny.
That shit's funny and wacked.

Knick, knack, the patty's back. Victory screech!

Don't you DARE take the name of Texas in vain!

You mean we can't say anything bad about dumb old Texas?

SpongeBob: Remember Patrick, flatter the customer. Make them feel special
[knocks on door, fish opens door]
Fish: Yes?
Patrick: I love you.

Mermaidman: You fiends can't win! You're out-numbered!
Barnacle Man: You senile bag of fish paste! There are three of us and only one of you!
SpongeBob: Make that two!
ManRay: The Quickster!
Squidward: three!
Barnacle Man: Captain Magma!
Patrick: Four!
Dirty Bubble: The Elastic Waistband!
Sandy: Five!
EVIL: M-M-M-Miss Appear!
Mermaid Man: And me makes 10! I think.

[Inside Spongebob's mind. ]
Spongbob boss: Hurry up! What do you think I'm paying you for?
Spongebob worker: You don't pay me. You don't even exist. We're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought.
Spongbob boss: One more crack like that and you're outta here!
Spongebob worker: NO! PLEASE! I HAVE THREE KIDS!