This is a great joke:
Two people are going golfing. They don't know each other, and have never seen each other before.
Man 1: Hi
Man 2: Hi
Man 1: What do you do for a living?
Hitman: I'm a hitman
Man: Really? Try to find my house with your sniper then. Its one of the few you can see from here.
Hitman: Does you house have red window shutters and a brown door?
Man: Yes.
Hitman: Do you have a blue truck?
Man: No, that's my friend Jeff's truck. Let me look through your scope.
He looks through and sees Jeff and his wife through the bedroom window. Guess what they're doing (such a cliche). The man tells the hitman to shoot his wife through the head and Jeff through his p*n*s.
Hitman: That's $1000 per shot. Are you sure about this?
Man: YES!
Hitman looks through the scope again.
Hitman: Looks like I can save you $1000.