In the beginning there where big stupid people and short smart people. The big stupid people would routinely kick, steal, and irritate the smaller people. The big stupid people liked doing this so much that the short smarter people would try to isolate themselves away from the big stupid people. It got to a point where the small smarter people wouldn’t even grow crops or own any possessions because the big stupid people would take everything from them anyways. The short smarter people developed a plan. They knew that there was no way physically they could stand up to the Big stupid people, but that there was a way mentally. A couple "Shorties" went away for a long time. When they came back, they made up a fictional character name Fred. Fred lived in a studio apartment far far away. Fred was the tallest, strongest, hippest and generally all around nicest guy to the shorties. Fred towered over any of the "Biggies" and pledge to help the plight of the "Shorties". Fred would only come when the shorties needed him, and if he ever had to get out of his custom lazy boy recliner and come to rescue the shorties, he pledged he would give all of the Biggies a wedgie so deep and so irritating that they would regret it for the rest of their lives.