Ooh I promise not to do it again
I promise not to do it
You can't say I don't love you
Just because I cheat on you
Cuz you can't see all I do
To keep you from knowing the things I do
Like erase my phone
And keep it out of town
I keep it strapped up when I sleep around
Well I should have known one day you'd find out
But you can't go and leave me now
You know that I love you
There's no one above you
I said it the last time
But this is the last time
Don't make me over
Cuz I can be faithful
Baby you're my number one
You're my number one
Originally posted by xLiNdS x 622x
the roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
we dont need no water
let the motha fu¢ka burn!!
🤘
So you wanted to take a break
Slow it down some and have some space
Well **** you too!
Give me my money back
Give me my money back, you *****
I want my money back
Wish I hadn't bought you dinner
Right before you dumped me on your front porch
Give me my money back
Give me my money back, you *****
I want my money back
... and don't forget my black T-shirt
I don't wanna
You make me feel
Make me feel
Make me feel retarded
Can't leave it alone
Jerk off on the phone
I want you to come on over
Pretty Bad Idea
Pretty Bad Idea
Really Really Bad Idea
You make me feel so retarded
you make me feel so...
I don't wanna
I don't wanna
I don't wanna
I don't wanna
You make me feel
make me feel
make me feel retarded
When I stood you up
I thought that you'd give up
Now I realize your just like a dog
You make me feel so retarded
you make me feel so...
sadwalk
Jimmy pophysterical
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave",
this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls
like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin',
'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer."
Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern,
and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask
as I do my little kooky dance.
And then she told me to shush.
I guess she could sense my desperation.
'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.