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queen elizabeth I owned 2000 pairs of gloves 😑

Originally posted by jacksparrow22
queen elizabeth I owned 2000 pairs of gloves 😑

heres a real ad from burger king:

It takes many ingredients to make Burger King great but... THE SECRET INGREDIENT IS OUR PEOPLE.

the worlds youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910

what?!

Dance like it hurts, love like you need money, work when people are watching you.

I LIKE EGGZ

Be kind to your children. They choose your nursing home.

Ive must have crashed, I'm feeling blue, just like my windows 98...

the average person owns 25 t-shirts😖

Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of

i like music

Bisexual's Creedo: If you're only going one way, you're missing half the fun.

Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.

Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what your going to get!
-Forrest Gumb
Do some people eat the chocolate too?

Also, who likes cheese? Chedder, Swiss, American, etc.

whatever website address I type, I always get brought to the same lousy searching engine page 😠

😱 there are 3 busses riding on hydrogen in Amsterdam

Originally posted by Pipage558
Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what your going to get!
-Forrest Gumb
Do some people eat the chocolate too?

Also, who likes cheese? Chedder, Swiss, American, etc.

Choocolaaaaaaaaaat

🙂 chocolate 🤘

woohoo, I have coke again... with peanuts

wwwwettttttt nnnooooooodddddlllllesssss 🤘

i saw a hat that said "noodle: long and soft"