Random Comments

A peanut sat on a railway track
it's heart was all a flutter
along came the 9:15
Toot toot, then peanut butter

😂

*runs outside with a blowdryer*

I'm determined to melt all the damn snow...

dibdib!

Sometimes I' d like to sleep for weeks on and then wake up and sleep some more.

I want to sleep when I'm awake.

Like me now. I want to sleep and not wake up until Friday evening.

mmmmmmmmm...... chocolate.........

mmmmmmmmm...... chocolate.........sauce

I have an exam in about 3 hours and my head is empty

I finished all my exams... 😈

Chicken

turkey (what ever)

meow...

Terrible Two's?
How can two be terrible?
I mean, have you tried changing the nappy of a 30 year old? 😑

Mew?

F*** the free life

mimi (drew carey show): hey red ford! this is god, pull over so that i can give you a heart attack! 😆

lalala...

its roaning