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15 more minutes here and it' s your birthday 😄

😖 did I say something funny?

I have a joke for you.I heard it from a friend at school.
Three men are driving in a car. The one driving is name Shut-up.
The one in the passenger side is name Manners.And the one in the
back is named Terds. All of a sudden Terds fell out the window and
manners flow out after him. Then a cop pulled the car over."Sir, can
you tell me your name.""Shut-up""Sir please tell me your name."
"Shut-up""Sir, I'm going to ask one more time. What is your name!?"
"Shut-up!""Sir where are your manners?"(points down the road)"Back
there picking up Terds."

Restraining Orders: Just another way of saying "I love you"

When all are one and one is all, to be a rock and not to roll.

Made by the awesome Burlyman

I hate babysitting.

Remember the Alamo.

oh look! its a bird, no! its a plane, no its Superman!...

Reese's
MILK CHOCOLATE
2 PEANUT BUTTER CUPS
NET WT 1.6 OZ (45 g)

mmmmmm drool

skittles-taste the rainbow 😱

im all alone............. 🙁

what exactly does a rainbow taste like 😑

tasty

herpes

HIV. Up your anus.

no thanks

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck

as much as a woodchuck can chuck 😛