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lookin in the cabinets, i dont see any god damn jelly

Yeeeeahhhhhhhhhh!!

If you're Chinese it's AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

Originally posted by Ladyluck
You mean shows how I think? shock

And some women. whistling

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Originally posted by Ladyluck
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Do you wanna go faster?!?!

Faster? shock

Originally posted by Ladyluck
Faster? shock

Just a random quote popped up in my mind, from a radio ad for the Calgary Stampede.

"Do you wanna go to dinner???!"
"Oh, well - "
"Do you want to go shopping???!"
"I was thin - "
"Do you want to catcha MOOVIE!"
"Ah - "

("Some things are really meant for the Calgary Stampede."😉

whoah smomeones scorin better than some people like me i dont even really know what to do or ask girls and when i am with my girlfriend i dont know what shes thinking what she wants how to speak to her any ideas

My calves are hurting...and I don't know whyfear

hmm... 😐

mmmmmmmmm calves droolio yummy cow calves. but Roulette's calves dont resemble cow calves. I would know... 😏

😐 no actually i dont

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Theological Debate

The thoroughly secular young attorney and the philosopher were engaged in fierce theological debate: "Heaven and hell, you will agree, may very well be separated by a wall," contended the lawyer. Should it happen that this wall would fall down, who would you say must rebuild it?

"The righteous would insist that the wicked do it; the latter would likely refuse. If this case came before a judge, which do you believe would emerge the winner?"

"It seems to me," replied the philosopher, "that any fair-minded judge would render a verdict against the wicked, since the likelihood is that the wall should crumble from the fires of hell rather than from the bliss of Paradise.

"On the other hand," he concluded, "I fully realize that hell surely contains a full quota of glib-tongued lawyers, and I should therefore not be surprised if they won the case."

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub 😐

wheres mine and hi

Weebl and Bob! 😱

hi

i wish i want sick on my spring break 🙁

note Oh, Leaaaa... note

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Hi. 😛