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The chocolate teddy bears are eating the children

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hey hott stuff 😎....

looking good as always my love 😉

Wat girls should do/ Wat boys should do
WAT WOMEN SHOULD KNO/WAT MEN SHOULD DO
What Girlfriends Should Kno + What Guys Should DO!!!!!!!!
Guys😛ut your hands around her waist firmly
girls: lay your headback on his shoulder and put your arms on his.

Guys:whisper in her ear
Girls: giggle

Girls:whenever he tries to kiss you, don't just let him, kiss him back.

Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold
Guys: automatically move closer to her. (if your stupid then you'll either say" me too " or you'll give her your jacket... don't)

Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
guys: lift her chin up and kiss her.

Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... and mean it.

Girls:When you're both laying under the stars, put yourhead on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
Guys: whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.

Now make a wish about something you would like to happen
between you and your crush....

😐

Reality bites.

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

What girls should do/ Wat boys should do
WhAT WOMEN SHOULD KNO/WAT MEN SHOULD DO
What Girlfriends Should Kno + What Guys Should DO!!!!!!!!

Guys😛ut your hands around her waist firmly
girls: lay your headback on his shoulder ,lean over to his neck and sink your teeth down into his warm flesh.Giggle uncontrolably as the blood soaks his white t-shirt. deside wheather to leave before or after the ambulance arive.

Guys:whisper in her ear '' im going to hurt you emotionally''.
Girls: giggle then press down firm on the knife youve placed near his left testicle. whisper ''im going to hurt you physically''.

Girls:whenever he tries to kiss you, don't just let him, kiss him back.
then when he rolls over to sleep. go through his wallet and steal al his money. make sure you leave before he wakes up. drive away in his car.

Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold.
Guys: say" me too "

Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder and remember when he held your firmly.laugh at his neck brace.
guys: lift her chin up and kiss her. oh you cant can you..

Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... and mean it.( this will ensure that she pleasures your first..then roll over and sleep when she goes to the bathroom.

Girls:When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
Guys: whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers,while looking down her shirt.get a good long look.this might be the only chance youll get once the mean girl wakes up.

Now make a wish about something you would like to happen
between you and your crush....and his best friend..

lol
WOULD YOU...
[_] go out with me?
[_] give me your number?
[_] kiss me?
[_] let me kiss you?
[_] watch a movie with me?
[_] take me out to dinner?
[_] let me drive you somewhere
[_] take a shower with me?
[_] be my bf/gf?
[_] buy me a drink?
[_] take me home for the night?
[_] let me sleep in your bed?
[_] re-post this for me to answer your questions?
[_] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere
[_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me?
[_] let me make you breakfast?
[_] help me with homework?
[_] stick up for me if i was being put down?
[_] play strip poker with me?
[_] say yes if i asked you out?
[_] instant message me?
[_] say hi 2 me in public?
[_] ch1ll with me?
[_] bring me around your ppl?

D0 Y0U...
[_] think im cute?
[_] want to kiss me?
[_] want to g3t w1t m3 ?
[_] want to have sex with me?

ARE WE...
[_] aquintences?
[_] friends?
[_] in a relationship?
[_] gonna have kids?

AM i...
[_] smart?
[_] cute?
[_] funny?
[_] cool?
[_] loveable?
[_] compassionate?
[_] annoying?
[_] fun to ch1ll wit?
[_] attractive?
[_] mean?
[_] odd?

HAVE Y0U EVER...
[_] thought about me?
[_] thought there might be an "us"?
[_] thought about hookin up with me?
[_] found yourself wanting a kiss from me?
[_] wished i were there?
[_] grabbed me?
[_] had a crush on me?
[_] wanted my number?
[_] had a dream about me?
[_] been distracted by me?
[_] wanted to have sex with me?

ARE Y0U...
[_] happy you know me?
[_] mad at me?
[_] thinkin bout me?
[_] going to repost this so that i will return the favor

WOULD YOU...

[_] take me home for the night?
[_] let me sleep in your bed?
[_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me?
[_] play strip poker with me?

D0 Y0U...
[_] want to have sex with me?

ARE WE...
[_] gonna have kids?

AM i...
[_] annoying?
[_] mean?
[_] odd?

HAVE Y0U EVER...

[_] thought there might be an "us"?
[_] wished i were there?
[_] grabbed me?
[_] wanted to have sex with me?

ARE Y0U...
[_] mad at me?
[_] thinkin bout me?

Nothing else is relevant in the real world

😂 Uneek!

Originally posted by Spideys Sister
😂 Uneek!

😉 ...

you brought this on yourself ....

crazy

The cheese sat next to the banana.

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Oh little chocolate biscuit, how art thou?

*munch*

Better than I, I'll wager.....

for man to live.

House must die

''if you really cared about me, you'd find me a better corpse ''

Question: ... in the hospital . are the medical staff allowed to remove your bra to get acces to your heart or do they need consent ? ?