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Originally posted by D-Double
fo sho! 😄 ... poke him till he poops! 😈 .... I mean pops. 😮

He was a couple of miles away from me the other day. yucky

... I should have got him when I had the chance. rifle

Yeah! 😂

I'm off. cyas D kisses

Originally posted by D-Double
shock .... Did he have a forked penis? 😑

Originally posted by Bun Bun
Yeah! 😂

I'm off. cyas D kisses

Later, Miss Bunz... hug

Originally posted by Quellefalathwen
no......and why do you want to know anyway........don't you know that Lucifer was God's most beautiful angel?

... just curious. 😛

Yeah, Lucifer got all the chicks. 😎
He was mess'n up the other angels' pimp game so the big guy gave him the boot. ✅

Originally posted by D-Double
... just curious. 😛

Yeah, Lucifer got all the chicks. 😎
He was mess'n up the other angels' pimp game so the big guy gave him the boot. ✅

Originally posted by Quellefalathwen
no, actually, he tried to steal God's throne and got thrown out of paradise 😄

... that's what they'd like you to believe. renske

Whenever I have a convo about satan, I always picture him as John Ritter. 😆
There's this old movie called Holy Moses where he makes a cameo as the prince of darkness. It's hilarious! 😄

Originally posted by D-Double
... that's what they'd like you to believe. renske

Whenever I have a convo about satan, I always picture him as John Ritter. 😆
There's this old movie called Holy Moses where he makes a cameo as the prince of darkness. It's hilarious! 😄

Originally posted by Quellefalathwen
Actually he looks like whatever hott guy you want him too.........when I dated him he looked like Dani Filth droolio.......here I gave a pic

eh, not bad. 😐

I prefer to think of him as Liz Hurley. droolio sweet jeezus, I'd sell my soul to her in a hot one. ✅

I dont appreciate mortals talking about me behind my back. Your day will come........................

Originally posted by Valharu
I dont appreciate mortals talking about me behind my back. Your day will come........................

Originally posted by Valharu
I dont appreciate mortals talking about me behind my back. Your day will come........................

You don't scare me ya big bully... I'll tell my big brother Jesus on you. Then you'll be sorry. schmoll

Goodnight, sinners! 😄

~Your smile fades in the summer...~

Waiting for the kiss of Autumn.

Let's get these teen hearts beating faster, faster..

Originally posted by D-Double
eh, not bad. 😐

I prefer to think of him as Liz Hurley. droolio sweet jeezus, I'd sell my soul to her in a hot one. ✅

Well that WOULD be all fine and dandy.......IF I hadn't said he takes the form of a hot GUY!!!!!!! so in other words he doesn't look like a girl 😛

Just another thing to add to our list of "What Not To Eat"!!!!
ALCOHOL VS. WATER

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink one
liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed
more than one kilo of Escherichia Coli Bacteria found in water that contains
feces. In other words, we are consuming one kilo of shit.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking rum, gin, whiskey, beer,
wine or other liquors because alcohol has to go through a distillation
process of boiling, filtering and fermentation.

It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who are drinking
water, to stop doing so. It has been scientifically proven that it is unhealthy
and bad for you.

THEREFORE - It is better to drink alcohol and talk shit than to drink
water and be full of it !!!

Let your friends and family know before they are full of shit!!

Salary Request

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

1. I do physical labor.

2. I work at great depths.

3. I plunge head first into everything I do.

4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.

5. I work in a damp environment.

6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.

7. I work in high temperatures.

8. My work exposes me to diseases.

_______________________________________________

Dear Penis,

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the management denies your request for the following reasons:

1. You do not work 8 hours straight.

2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work period.

3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team.

4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations.

5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.

6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

7. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.

8. You will retire LONG before you are 65.

9. You are unable to work double shifts.

10. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.

11. And if that were not all, you have constantly been seen entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely, The Management.

Story of the Year

Until the day I die
Until the day I die
I'll spill my heart for you, for you
Until the day I die
I'll spill my heart for you

As years go by
I race the clock with you
But if you died right now
You know that I'd die to
I'd die too

You remind me of the times
When I knew who I was (I was)
But still the second hand will catch us
Like it always does

We'll make the same mistakes
I'll take the fall for you
I hope you need this now
Cause I know I still do

Until the day I die (Until the day I die)
I'll spill my heart for you
Until the day I die (Until the day I die)
I'll spill my heart for you

Should I bite my tongue?
Until blood soaks my shirt
We'll never fall apart
Tell me why this hurts so much

My hands are at your throat
And I think I hate you
But still we'll say, "remember when"
Just like we always do
Just like we always do

Until the day I die (Until the day I die)
I'll spill my heart for you
Until the day I die (Until the day I die)
I'll spill my heart for you

Yeah I'd spill my heart!!!
Yeah I'd spill my heart for you!!!

My hands are at your throat
And I think I hate you
We made the same mistakes
Mistakes like friends do

My hands are at your throat
And I think I hate you
We made the same mistakes
Made the same mistakes

Until the day I die
I'll spill my heart for you, for you

Until the day I die (Until the day I die)
I'll spill my heart for you, for you
Until the day I die (Until the day I die)
I'll spill my heart for you
Until the day I die (Until the day I die)
Until the day I die!!!

She sales seashells down by the seashore

Originally posted by Quellefalathwen
Story of the Year

[b]Until the day I die
Until the day I die
I'll spill my heart for you, for you
Until the day I die
I'll spill my heart for you

As years go by
I race the clock with you
But if you died right now
You know that I'd die to
I'd die too

You remind me of the times
When I knew who I was (I was)
But still the second hand will catch us
Like it always does

We'll make the same mistakes
I'll take the fall for you
I hope you need this now
Cause I know I still do

Until the day I die (Until the day I die)
I'll spill my heart for you
Until the day I die (Until the day I die)
I'll spill my heart for you

Should I bite my tongue?
Until blood soaks my shirt
We'll never fall apart
Tell me why this hurts so much

My hands are at your throat
And I think I hate you
But still we'll say, "remember when"
Just like we always do
Just like we always do

Until the day I die (Until the day I die)
I'll spill my heart for you
Until the day I die (Until the day I die)
I'll spill my heart for you

Yeah I'd spill my heart!!!
Yeah I'd spill my heart for you!!!

My hands are at your throat
And I think I hate you
We made the same mistakes
Mistakes like friends do

My hands are at your throat
And I think I hate you
We made the same mistakes
Made the same mistakes

Until the day I die
I'll spill my heart for you, for you

Until the day I die (Until the day I die)
I'll spill my heart for you, for you
Until the day I die (Until the day I die)
I'll spill my heart for you
Until the day I die (Until the day I die)
Until the day I die!!! [/B]

dont you feel like you want to run around and shout weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 😛