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cows go moo

and i love you

sometimes I just want to be alone, but that's one state I'm never in, cause I've got millions upon millions, on tiny one celled organisims living on my skin

we all live on a giant planet called the deathstar

Look under the microscope...See!?!?!

in a life time the average human uses 140 miles of toilet paper
(that is a true fact)

I use 200 miles...a day!

man, u crap a lot

Are you a porn star midget that's nude?

srry

man, u go to the toilet a lot.
is that to your liking?

😑

Umm...no..or...umm...er...uh...no, it's definately no.

(the story of my life)

Lift your head up high and blow your brains out!

im gonna die

We all will

im gonna die real soon

I wrote limeriks!

Supposedly I'm a sex god!

!!! 😉

You all know you want me.

I'm miserable.... bleh....

mass suicide.. yea.......