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I have a big penis.

yes so as i was laying there dead, it came before me.
god, yes the almighty god came and asked me what had happend, i was sure it couldnt have been god but for all reasons i couldnt see me as being alive anymore.

so i told him the story, little did i knowi was not in fact dead just haveing a really bad tripp off that snakes venom.
this man was anmed gorden and he took me to the nearest hospital.
they made me betetr and i wa back on my way only 3 days after my sons birthday and now only 270 miles away from where i needed to be.

have you ever noticed how school just keeps getting harder the more crap you learn?

I ATE A BABY

GET IN MA BELLY

why is it that everyone is freaking out about about 6/6/06 when the bible CLEARLY states that the NUMBER (not date) is "six hundred three score and six"

I duno... but i wish my bday existed 😄 as i have said many times before.... why couldnt God make it stay 366 days in a year. Hhmmph

It's okay..........I had a librarian who was practically 12 because she was born on Feb. 29 😄

LOL, 12.... thats not that old.. i always said i'd retire at the age of 14

I'm going to the toilet for a crap and maby a piss. If you'lld like to watch log onto my website at www.watchmydump/splashbreakwind.com
Credit card is needed.

Originally posted by Because I can
LOL, 12.... thats not that old.. i always said i'd retire at the age of 14

O mighty Caesar! dost thou lie so low?
Are all thy conquests, glories, triumphs,
spoils, Shrunk to this little measure?
Fare thee well

Love thy neighbour

Originally posted by Because I can
Love thy neighbour

Originally posted by Clone
O mighty Caesar! dost thou lie so low?
Are all thy conquests, glories, triumphs,
spoils, Shrunk to this little measure?
Fare thee well

No potshots. I know it's bad.

Originally posted by Valharu
O unpalatable ale.
Yon paleness doth surprise thine palate.
tis most disappointing on my tongue,
Thy bitterness non-existing?
Unworthy to quench thine thirst,
I verily piss thee to oblivion.

No potshots. I know it's bad.

You continue to intrigue me, Valharu. 😖hifty:

ok..............

All i want is for you to be hapy, do you want me to show you, honor her beauty, finally you have found soemthing perfect, finally you have found yourself, with me.... with you... (Red Hot Chili peppers)

Stadium Arcadium. 😖hifty:

She's a brick.......

Yup

Bells around St Petersburg when i saw you.....
I hope i give you what you deserve

Being drunk and weary
I went to molly's chamber
Take molly with me
But I never knew the danger
For about six or maby seven
In walks captain Fair-oh
Jumped up, fired my pistols
And I shot him with both barrels.

if you cant get a girl
get a dog
if you cant get a dog
get a girl from McRob (all girls high school, have to be a SUPER nerd to get in)