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Jet Fuel

Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as Aircraft
mechanics in Melbourne. One day the airport was fogged in and they were
stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.

Bud said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!"

Jim says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a
buzz. You wanna try it?"

So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and get
completely smashed.

The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In
fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! Then the
phone rings. It's Jim.

Jim says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"

Bud says, "I feel great, how about you?"

Jim says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"

Bud says, "No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We
ought to do this more often.

"Yeah, well there's just one thing."

What's that?" Have you farted yet?"

"No."

"Well, DON'T, ' cause I'm in Perth."

Uneeklyconfused. Stop posting Picture jokes. 😂

Originally posted by Valharu
Uneeklyconfused. Stop posting Picture jokes. 😂

why 😊...

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
Jet Fuel

Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as Aircraft
mechanics in Melbourne. One day the airport was fogged in and they were
stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.

Bud said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!"

Jim says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a
buzz. You wanna try it?"

So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and get
completely smashed.

The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In
fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! Then the
phone rings. It's Jim.

Jim says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"

Bud says, "I feel great, how about you?"

Jim says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"

Bud says, "No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We
ought to do this more often.

"Yeah, well there's just one thing."

What's that?" Have you farted yet?"

"No."

"Well, DON'T, ' cause I'm in Perth."

That was the worst joke ever. You should just kill yourself right now.

as i was saying .....

Don't listen to Grumble.................................it's British!!!!

im British ....😐

well ... my passport is 🙂

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
im British ....😐

well ... my passport is 🙂

Originally posted by Valharu
Doesn't matter. I'm Aussie.

anyways im off .... gots to sleep now ....

worked the last shift

Laters wave

I had to share a cab with Satan. Was good. Played Sultan's of swing on the radio and he lent me 30 bucks!!!

Not the leprechauns again! They are back, they are back! Get away! Hide your pets! They are back!

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Disrespectful bastard. I cannot believe some people are so rude.

Cheesecake cookies are like sex. droolio

Me: Did I miss anything while I was gone?
Her: I dont think so..
Me: Oh, that's alright then.
Her: Tis.
Me: Shall we to the drawing room?
Her: Indeed we shall!

*.::.*.::.*.::.*.::.*.::.*.::.*.::.*.::.*.::.*.::.*.::.*.::.*.::.*.::.*.::.*.::.*.::.*.::.*

and you want to travel with her, and you want to travel blind..and you trust her for she touched your perfect body with her mind....

Originally posted by Ladyluck
Cheesecake cookies are like sex. droolio

"sex reminds her of eating spagetti"
- Ben Kweller 😄

you look like patrick ewing.

Originally posted by Fiann@
Can your eyes bleed? 😕

Be pretty dramatic if they did...

*Knows that eyes can bleed* I don't know... lets find out 😱 *pokes one of your eyes with a pen and sees blood coming out* Ewww, I guess they do 😖mart:

I just picked one kilo and a half strawberries, straight from our garden 😊

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Originally posted by Leo.M
*Knows that eyes can bleed* I don't know... lets find out 😱 *pokes one of your eyes with a pen and sees blood coming out* Ewww, I guess they do 😖mart:

Owwww. cry *cries blood everywhere*