"...You're jokin', you're jokin'
I can't believe my eyes
You're jokin' me, you gotta be
He's ancient, he's ugly
I don't know which is worse
I might just split a seam now
If I don't die laughing first
When Mr. Oogie Boogie says
There's trouble close at hand
You'd better pay attention now
'cause I'm the boogie man
And if you aren't shakin
Then there's something very wrong
'cause this may may be the last time now
That you hear the Boogie Song..."