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Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
i dont know 😕...

ill give her a ring

note to self: get her number ..

😂

yeah ... silly .😛

posty, posty

Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going
as ghosts but as mattresses?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

who ever may be filthy...let him be filthy still..

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

Originally posted by Praylu

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

If I'd lie...here's a good one; someone from MSN is telling me all about you including, name and addresses.

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

Da mi basia mille, dein mille altera.

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Originally posted by Storm
Da mi basia mille, dein mille altera.

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?

Japan is often troubled by earthquakes (local pronunciation is ASSQUAKES - cracks me up every time) so there is a local organisation to take care of these. The sign on the front of the building reads;

EARTHQUAKE COMMUNITY DISASTER CITIZEN PREVENTION CENTER I want to go in and find out more, but I am afraid of being labelled a 'Disaster Citizen' and added to the list of those who are to be prevented.

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I recently asked someone their hobby. "Taking care of the earth" was the answer, but due to local pronunciation I heard "taking care of the ass_". What a hobby!!