hmmm... well the history of hair starts with mammals... mammals have hair everywhere. everywhere includes there nipples. dogs have nipples, they also have tails. tails swing back and forth and tall tales make good stories. jack and the bean stock was a story about a giant. bhudda is a giant, he is also fat. im not fat otherwise i would crush the turtle i sat on. turtles are slow so they cant run fast. cheetahs run fast so they hunt good. elmer fudd hunts wabbits. we have a rabbit in the smiley face collection. there arent very smiley smile faces. blink-182 had a smile face on their cd cover... hence the reason why salmons swim upriver
but if the worms ate into my brain then the cow has no friend and if he has no friends the chickens wont get their milk and with out their milk their bones are weak and will break causing the bird flu in multiple regions of china... this will ultimately start the third world war and the first and last nuclear war/holocaust