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cows and ice cream🐰

Santa doesn't have elves, it's his name for slaves(look at the name elves and slaves replace an a for one of the e's and and rearrange it to spell slaves, santas one crazy b*tch).

you took your coat off and stood in the rain.

jim bob said theres nothing like a prostitute on a friday night

i sat in between this hot guys legs

the storm keeps on twisting.

im in oklahoma, the musical that is

to me you're like a growing addiction that i cannot deny. is it healthy, babe?

i'm in oklahoma, my name is fred, fred sings, hes not a good singer but hes a cowman. 🙂

i threw a tampon at a guy and it hit his mouth

the second hand to the right points to my pet iguana named Cledis. He likes eating boxers✅

😂

tampons are funny

Monkeys are only funny when they speak spanish to ur little sister

they hurt sorta

but still funny

my mom always told me to look at for strangers becus they could be my dad

yeah, i don't even know who my read dad is.

in kindergarten i pissed my pants, and didn't tell the teacher and walked around in urine soaked pants, yep true story

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
yeah, i don't even know who my read dad is.