Originally posted by Mystique Lynx
CHUCKNORRIS
Originally posted by Mystique Lynx
""Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.''
Originally posted by Mystique Lynx
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Originally posted by Mystique Lynx
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.