A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down
and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, then pulls
out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda
stands up to leave, the manager shouts: "Hey! Where are
you going? You just shot my waiter, and you didn't pay
for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager,
"Hey, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"
So the manager opens his
dictionary and looks up the word "panda." It reads
"PANDA: A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin,
characterized by distinct black and white coloring.
Eats shoots and leaves."
Oh,kiss me beneath the milky twilight
Lead me out on the moonlit floor
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
Silver moon´s sparkling,so kiss me
Kiss me down by the broken tree house
Swing me upon its hanging tire
Bring,bring,bring your flowered hat
We´ll take the trail marked on your father´s map
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