Now Peter Piper picked peppers but Run rocked rhymes
Humpty Dumpty fell down that's his hard time
Jack B. Nimble what nimble and he was quick
But Jam Master cut faster Jack's on Jay's dick
Now Little Bo Peep cold lost her sheep
And Rip van Winkle fell the hell asleep
And Alice chillin somewhere in Wonderland
Jack's servin Jill a bucket in his hand
And Jam Master Jay's making out our sound
The turntables might wobble but they don't fall down
We're tiny, we're toony
We're all a little loony
And in this cartoony
We're invading your TV
Comic dispensers
We crack up all the censors
On Tiny Toon Adventures
Get a dose of comedy
So here's Acme Acres
It's a whole wide world apart
Our home sweet home, it stands alone
A cartoon work of art
Our scripts were rejected
Expect the unexpected
Cause Tiny Toon Adventures
is about to start
They're furry, they're funny
They're Babs and Buster Bunny
Montana Max has money
Elmyra is insane
There's Hamton and Plucky
Dizzy Devil's ducky
Furrball's unlucky
and Go-Go is insane
At Acme Looniversity
We earn our toon degree
The teaching staff's
Been getting laughs since 1933
We're tiny, we're toony
We're all a little loony
It's Tiny Toon Adventures
Come and join the fun.
And now our song is done!
Hey macho
Te vi el otro dia
Me dio mucha, mucha alegria
Eschucha la musica
Ay, madre mia
Hey chico, tu no tienes nada
Que susto, que sueco, que polla, que tieso
Oh, no me toques
Ay, que pero, feo
Venga, venga, marcha salida
Toma esa musica, me canta deprisa
Cuidado, cuidado, que chico, que loca,
Toma mi ritmo
Me voy contigo
Hey macho te quiero
Quiero un hombre, necesito, si pero no tu nombre
Hey macho, Hey macho
Si no bailas esto no puedes nada conmigo.
Well, Kyle's mom is a *****, she's a big fat *****,
She's the biggest ***** in the whole wide world
She's a mean old ***** if there ever was a *****,
She's a ***** to all the boys and girls
On Monday she's a *****, on Tuesday she's a *****
On Wednesday through Saturday she's a *****
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
She's a Super-King-Kamehameha Beeyatch
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom,
She's the biggest ***** in the whole wide world
She's a mean old ***** and she has stupid hair
She's a *****, *****, *****, *****, *****, *****, *****,
*****, *****, *****, *****, *****, *****, *****, *****,
She's a stupid *****!
Kyle's mom's a *****, and she's just a dirty *****!
Kyle's mom...is a...biiiitch! Tchah!
Happy days are here
So leave your cares behind
Just relax your mind
It's so easy to do it
Just enjoy yourself
If the feeling's right
Get your groove on tonight
Take your time tonight
Everything's alright
Ain't nothin' but a party
We can dance, dance, dance
Clap your hands, hands, hands
All night, if you're in the mood
Do what you wanna do
All night long