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I'm feelin' fine
'Cause in time I'll be out tonight
I'm startin' now
Makin' sure I look fine tonight

Whenever I'm down, I call on you my friend
A helping hand you lend, in my time of need so I
I'm calling you now, just to make it through
What else can I do, don't you hear my plea

When she walked out the door, I threw my tongue down her throat
Pushed her back inside and pulled off her coat
Laid her on the table and place my order
And habe her a tip much bigger than a quarter

I'm every woman, it's all in me
Anything you want done, baby
I'll do it naturally
I'm every woman, it's all in me
I can read your thoughts right now
Every one from A to Z

you don't understand about runnin' with a gang
coz you don't gang bang, and
you don't have to stand on the corner and slang
coz you got your own thang
you can't help me if you can't help yourself
you better make a left

Now Peter Piper picked peppers but Run rocked rhymes
Humpty Dumpty fell down that's his hard time
Jack B. Nimble what nimble and he was quick
But Jam Master cut faster Jack's on Jay's dick
Now Little Bo Peep cold lost her sheep
And Rip van Winkle fell the hell asleep
And Alice chillin somewhere in Wonderland
Jack's servin Jill a bucket in his hand
And Jam Master Jay's making out our sound
The turntables might wobble but they don't fall down

I was lookin for affection
So I decided to go, swing that dick in my direction
I'll be out of control
Let's take it to perfection
Just you and me
Let's see if you can bring the bring the bring the nasty out of me
Nownownow now sock it

So I creep yeah
Just keep it on the down low
Said nobody is supposed to know
So I creep yeah
'Cause he doesn't know
What I do and no attention
Goes to show oh so I creep

Diggin' the scene
Diggin' on you
Diggin' on me
Baby bay-ooo-baby baby
It's on like that
It's on like that
I gotta be in love or somethin' like that

Taking cough syrup which tastes like liquorice, something I' m absolutely not fond of.

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Not everybody knows just how to do it
Some just learn it on the way
Once you get it right, ain't nothin to it
If you wanna get it right, you gotta learn to pace
Make it smooth, take your time
Make it groove, in, out, in
Make it last, kiss, kiss, kiss,
Kiss my ---, ah, ah, ah

humpty dumpty sat on the wall.....

We're tiny, we're toony
We're all a little loony
And in this cartoony
We're invading your TV

Comic dispensers
We crack up all the censors
On Tiny Toon Adventures
Get a dose of comedy

So here's Acme Acres
It's a whole wide world apart
Our home sweet home, it stands alone
A cartoon work of art

Our scripts were rejected
Expect the unexpected
Cause Tiny Toon Adventures
is about to start

They're furry, they're funny
They're Babs and Buster Bunny
Montana Max has money
Elmyra is insane

There's Hamton and Plucky
Dizzy Devil's ducky
Furrball's unlucky
and Go-Go is insane

At Acme Looniversity
We earn our toon degree
The teaching staff's
Been getting laughs since 1933

We're tiny, we're toony
We're all a little loony
It's Tiny Toon Adventures
Come and join the fun.

And now our song is done!

Hey macho
Te vi el otro dia
Me dio mucha, mucha alegria
Eschucha la musica
Ay, madre mia
Hey chico, tu no tienes nada
Que susto, que sueco, que polla, que tieso
Oh, no me toques
Ay, que pero, feo
Venga, venga, marcha salida
Toma esa musica, me canta deprisa
Cuidado, cuidado, que chico, que loca,
Toma mi ritmo
Me voy contigo
Hey macho te quiero
Quiero un hombre, necesito, si pero no tu nombre
Hey macho, Hey macho
Si no bailas esto no puedes nada conmigo.

humpty dumpty had a great fall.....

Well, Kyle's mom is a *****, she's a big fat *****,
She's the biggest ***** in the whole wide world
She's a mean old ***** if there ever was a *****,
She's a ***** to all the boys and girls

On Monday she's a *****, on Tuesday she's a *****
On Wednesday through Saturday she's a *****
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
She's a Super-King-Kamehameha Beeyatch

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom,
She's the biggest ***** in the whole wide world
She's a mean old ***** and she has stupid hair
She's a *****, *****, *****, *****, *****, *****, *****,
*****, *****, *****, *****, *****, *****, *****, *****,
She's a stupid *****!
Kyle's mom's a *****, and she's just a dirty *****!

Kyle's mom...is a...biiiitch! Tchah!

poor little humpty......

Happy days are here
So leave your cares behind
Just relax your mind
It's so easy to do it

Just enjoy yourself
If the feeling's right
Get your groove on tonight
Take your time tonight
Everything's alright
Ain't nothin' but a party

We can dance, dance, dance
Clap your hands, hands, hands
All night, if you're in the mood
Do what you wanna do
All night long

*grabs a spatula and frying pan*

how do you want your eggs, femmey?

So baby come and rescue me
I'm burnin up!
I got somethin' for you to see
I'm burnin up!
Baby come and take me there
I'm burnin up!
Trust me you should
Hurry up!
Baby I'm just burnin up!
I'm burnin up!