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Originally posted by silver_tears
Me vin

"Hi, you've reached pretty much the greatest person in the world. Leave me a message....or don't....I won't cry about it....well maybe a little....WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME SANTA?!?!?1"

That my friends is my answering machine message in my dorm at Guelph...except all the stuff at the end. Yes, yes I am that cool. Yes, yes you wish you were me......oh god I'm such a dork, hold me.

That pretty much sums me up, I'm a big dork in a small world. Great friends, good times, lots of alcohol sums up the past 18 years pretty well. I go to Guelph University, I don't hate it, but I'd rather be living in Europe writing a book and making babies with frenchmen....not the smelly kind, the other kind you see in those cologne commercials...yes, yes they'll do nicely.

I've been told I'm funny, but so's a dead pigeon when you're drunk enough....the lesson here? The world needs to drink more, everyone's more attractive when you drink. You know what that means? More sex for you!

I've been told I'm smart, but the other day I forgot how to tie my shoes. On closer inspection I realized my shoes were velcro....and that I was barefoot at the time.....Me genius?? I think so! They don't put warning labels on soap for just anybody.

Let's be real though, I like meeting new people. I make friends easily (just the other day I made a new friend, I call him Schleppy, he squeegee-ed my window, we made eye contact, he won't stop calling). I drink (and love it). Related to that maybe and to cap it all off I'm carrying the bastard child of Sven, the Swedish exchange student who smelled my hair that one time. Miracle baby? I think so. Call me fellas!

You so crazy.vin

What on earth, Irene. 😂

Originally posted by DarkC
What on earth, Irene. 😂

My facebook profile. ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You so crazy.vin

Only about you. vin

Originally posted by silver_tears
My facebook profile. ermm

Only about you. vin

i thought you hated facebook😛

Originally posted by silver_tears
My facebook profile. ermm

Only about you. vin

I love you.vin

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
i thought you hated facebook😛

I do sly

Originally posted by DarkC
Ah, that would explain a lot. duster

I'm crazy too crazy

Activities:
Sitting and staring, it's oddly fulfilling.
I fingerpaint replicas of masterpieces and sell them on the black market. I've made 3 million to date, and lost it all on a dog named Schmee with a bum knee....why JEEBUS why?!?!?!
I used to walk every now and then but it just made me tired.
I attend classes every so often, boy are those a blast, some are so good I skip all others just to sit and think about them after (sleep).
I used to stalk Tom Brady....until he got a dog....and then another. There's only so many animals I'm comfortable with poisoning. Now I just send him letters with my perfume on the envelope. Did you know the fourth restraining order is when they threaten jail time?

Interests:
The mating habits of hump-backed camels and hippopotami....not with each other you dirty dirty pervs.

Favorite Music:
I'll be real here. I love music, a lot, as much as I love pastries......who am I kidding, I like to lie to myself. Anyways, I'm not picky about music. I don't like bands really, I like individual songs, anything by anyone as long as it's good. I might like Shakira one minute and Norma Jean the next. I'm a conundrum, wrapped in an enigma, drizzled in sweet warm chocolate sauce with whipp..e.....where am I..? Pastries are the devil.

Favorite Movies:
Porn.

Haha, just kidding....
I actually meant midget porn.

What....It's quality stuff.....They're flexible....Don't judge me.

Lord of the Rings. Matrix. Pirates of the Caribbean. X-Men. A Midsummer Night’s Dream. A Walk To Remember. Batman Begins. Beauty and the Beast. Brokeback Mountain. Catch Me If You Can. Chocolat. Cinderella. Closer. Count of Monte Cristo. Cruel Intentions. Donnie Darko. Edward Scissorhands. Ever After. Fight Club. Four Brothers. Interview With a Vampire. Le Fabuleux Destin d'Amélie Poulain. Life as a House. Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels. Love Actually. Lucky Number Slevin. Man in the Iron Mask. Matchpoint. Meet Joe Black. Memento. Pretty in Pink. Requiem for a Dream. Se7en. Sin City. Sixteen Candles. Sleepy Hollow. Snatch. The Libertine. The New World. The Notebook. The Shawshank Redemption. V for Vendetta. Wedding Crashers.

Favorite Books:
I've never learned to read. I've survived by looking at pictures and reading lips.......in the pictures........of textbooks.....believe it.

I can pretend to know what I'm talking about and list a bunch of authors no one has ever heard of, but instead....here's a bunny.
( /)
( . .)
C(''😉(''😉

Seriously though, I read smut. Not the really trashy kind, the classy stuff set in Victorian times....with lace!
When not reading smut I read British stuff, well British tween stuff like Georgia Nicolson books (they own, scientific fact, look it up), they're hilarious, and their customs make me giggle....because they're different.....like those Irish....bastards.

(I'm sorry ahead of time if you're Irish, I love you (your alcohol)...really and for seriously.)

Favorite Quotes:
♥ if you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything. [marilyn monroe]

That'sit complete. flirt1

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I love you.vin

All day and night? vin

Originally posted by silver_tears
I do sly

I'm crazy too crazy

Activities:
Sitting and staring, it's oddly fulfilling.
I fingerpaint replicas of masterpieces and sell them on the black market. I've made 3 million to date, and lost it all on a dog named Schmee with a bum knee....why JEEBUS why?!?!?!
I used to walk every now and then but it just made me tired.
I attend classes every so often, boy are those a blast, some are so good I skip all others just to sit and think about them after (sleep).
I used to stalk Tom Brady....until he got a dog....and then another. There's only so many animals I'm comfortable with poisoning. Now I just send him letters with my perfume on the envelope. Did you know the fourth restraining order is when they threaten jail time?

Interests:
The mating habits of hump-backed camels and hippopotami....not with each other you dirty dirty pervs.

Favorite Music:
I'll be real here. I love music, a lot, as much as I love pastries......who am I kidding, I like to lie to myself. Anyways, I'm not picky about music. I don't like bands really, I like individual songs, anything by anyone as long as it's good. I might like Shakira one minute and Norma Jean the next. I'm a conundrum, wrapped in an enigma, drizzled in sweet warm chocolate sauce with whipp..e.....where am I..? Pastries are the devil.

Favorite Movies:
Porn.

Haha, just kidding....
I actually meant midget porn.

What....It's quality stuff.....They're flexible....Don't judge me.

Lord of the Rings. Matrix. Pirates of the Caribbean. X-Men. A Midsummer Night’s Dream. A Walk To Remember. Batman Begins. Beauty and the Beast. Brokeback Mountain. Catch Me If You Can. Chocolat. Cinderella. Closer. Count of Monte Cristo. Cruel Intentions. Donnie Darko. Edward Scissorhands. Ever After. Fight Club. Four Brothers. Interview With a Vampire. Le Fabuleux Destin d'Amélie Poulain. Life as a House. Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels. Love Actually. Lucky Number Slevin. Man in the Iron Mask. Matchpoint. Meet Joe Black. Memento. Pretty in Pink. Requiem for a Dream. Se7en. Sin City. Sixteen Candles. Sleepy Hollow. Snatch. The Libertine. The New World. The Notebook. The Shawshank Redemption. V for Vendetta. Wedding Crashers.

Favorite Books:
I've never learned to read. I've survived by looking at pictures and reading lips.......in the pictures........of textbooks.....believe it.

I can pretend to know what I'm talking about and list a bunch of authors no one has ever heard of, but instead....here's a bunny.
( /)
( . .)
C(''😉(''😉

Seriously though, I read smut. Not the really trashy kind, the classy stuff set in Victorian times....with lace!
When not reading smut I read British stuff, well British tween stuff like Georgia Nicolson books (they own, scientific fact, look it up), they're hilarious, and their customs make me giggle....because they're different.....like those Irish....bastards.

(I'm sorry ahead of time if you're Irish, I love you (your alcohol)...really and for seriously.)

Favorite Quotes:
♥ if you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything. [marilyn monroe]

That'sit complete. flirt1

At least you're the sexy type of crazy, Irene. 😛

Originally posted by silver_tears
All day and night? vin

Don't forget the evening.vin

nuts

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Don't forget the evening.vin

And the morning. vin

Originally posted by DarkC
At least you're the sexy type of crazy, Irene. 😛

becky

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
Marry me 😍

Where do I sign? vin

Originally posted by silver_tears
And the morning. vin

becky

Where do I sign? vin

Weekends and holidays.vin

Originally posted by silver_tears
And the morning. vin

becky

Where do I sign? vin

Originally posted by silver_tears
And the morning. vin

becky

Where do I sign? vin

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
passion right there tongue_ss

You have something attached to you.......me. tongue_ss

Originally posted by DarkC
That makes me genitals wanna shrink back up and curl up into the protection of my lower intestine. 😐

I've never been so turned on. faint

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Weekends and holidays.vin

Lets never leave the bed. vin

You know it, baby. 🥷

Originally posted by silver_tears
You have something attached to you.......me. tongue_ss

I've never been so turned on. faint

Lets never leave the bed. vin

Originally posted by silver_tears
You have something attached to you.......me. tongue_ss

I've never been so turned on. faint

Lets never leave the bed. vin

Bring Kevindd