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banana-ninja

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LOL!!

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Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
thats a sexy smilie thing shock

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dont look at me like that 😖hifty:

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Originally posted by Punkyhermy
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Originally posted by Lyna303
hells yea what do you expect lol 😛

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
i shall expect nothing less from now on 😛

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I like blinking I do 😑

They made up their minds and they started packing
They left before the sun came up that day
An exit to eternal summer slacking
But where were they going without ever knowing the way?

"Someone out there was meant to be the love of your life; your best friend, your soul mate, the one you can tell your dreams to. And he'll smile at you when you tell him, but he'll never laugh at your heart. He'll brush the hair out of your eyes, and send you flowers when you least expect it. He'll stare at you during the movies, even though he paid to go see it. You'll put his picture in a frame by your bed and he'll call you to wish you goodnight or just because he was thinking of you. He'll look into your eyes and tell you that your the most beautiful girl he has ever seen, and for the first time in your life you'll believe it..."

if vegetarians are called Vegetarians cause they eat vegies

then does that mean Cannibals are Humanitarians?

Stephen Fry: What's the collective noun for a group of baboons?
Rich Hall: The Pentagon.

[answering the question, "What does fear smell like?"]
Rich Hall: I think fear smells of crab salad. I went to this deli the other day and said "Can I have a crab salad sandwich?", and the woman behind the counter said "We're out of crab salad, I'm afraid".

"Sunshine And Chocolate"

All my life I've been looking for
The perfect mate
And when I finally found the one
It was almost too late
Underneath the auditorium
She showed me why
I would have waited all of my life
For somebody like

Sunshine and chocolate all over me
In my mouth and on my tree
Round my body under my hat
Sunshine and chocolate just... like... that

I was alone when I woke up
And found the note
It said you surely know how to ****
But I gotta go
I hope you find someone to take care of
And give yourself to
And until I get to kiss you again I wish you

Sunshine and chocolate every day
In your work and in your play
In your mouth and down your back
I wish you, I wish you, I wish you that
Sunshine and chocolate all over you
Over everything you do
On your body and in your mind
Sunshine, chocolate, everything fine

Now my eyes are open wide
As I travel around
Maybe some summer day I'll find
Her face in the crowd singing...

Sunshine and chocolate everyday
In your work and in your play
In your mouth and down your back
I wish you, I wish you, I wish you that
Sunshine and chocolate all over you
Over everything you do
On your body and in your mind
Sunshine, chocolate, everything fine