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sex gets boring after 4 runs

Originally posted by Röland
So the other day I burnt my hand on a dirtbike engine, well today I went to the hospital and the blister was huge, they drained it and it was the coolest thing ever. 13

I should have taken some pictures for everyone.

I totally forgot, seriously, that blister was massive. 😂

where the hell is everyone? hmm

And people die by falling overboard!

I knew it! oh

Us noes!

Masturbation is healthy? 😕

My computer just spazzed out 😖

Its cause of all the porn you download. shocklaugh

Yeah, my name's not Leo 😛

Like you don't watch porn tongue12

I don't mhm

Then why is your underwear always so wet when I get home? mhm

Spoiler:
That was so wrong lol

Because I was working, and spilt milkshake on them lookaround mhm

Everyday?! shocklaugh

Why don't you go clean your car? mhm

Why do you want me to leave the house? Is it so you can watch some porn? I bet it is mhm

No, because I'm not going to drive around in a car that has birdshit all over it mhm

I don't trust you. Get in that white bikini and help me wash it. And while your at it, get me a beer. mhm

Like I could trust you? Your pervy ness would hose me! And plus, you're just lazy mhm