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Originally posted by Thörin
Haha. jockey

Edit: I mean haha. jockey31

That made me laugh for some reason.

Originally posted by LethalFemme

That's funny cause it's really Slay.haermm
I'll just have to torture you. noneshakefist

Mrs. Kim: You're science partners?
Lane: Yes Mama, I invited him over to work.
Mrs. Kim: Work?
Lane: On our science project.
Mrs. Kim: [very suspiciously] Reproduction?
Lane: Spores, molds and fungus.

Originally posted by Thörin
Lemme' borrow it. 31

Nah. jockey

Originally posted by Röland
I didn't want it anyway. mhm

Good cause you're only half anyways.forgetu

Originally posted by Thörin
I'll just have to torture you. noneshakefist

With your tongue?oh

Lorelai: Hey, do you remember the first time we met?
Luke: What?
Lorelai: I'm just trying to remember the first time we met. It must have been at Luke's, right?
Luke: [nods] It was at Luke's, it was at lunch, it was a very busy day, the place was packed, and this person...
Lorelai: Ooh, is it me? Is it me?
Luke: This person comes tearing into the place in a caffeine frenzy.
Lorelai: [happily] Ooh, it's me.
Luke: I was with a customer. She interrupts me, wild-eyed, begging for coffee, so I tell her to wait her turn. Then she starts following me around, talking a mile a minute, saying God knows what. So finally I turn to her, and I tell her she's being annoying - sit down, shut up, I'll get to her when I get to her.
Lorelai: Y'know, I bet she took that very well, 'cause she sounds just delightful.
Luke: She asked me what my birthday was. I wouldn't tell her. She wouldn't stop talking. I gave in. I told her my birthday. Then she opened up the newspaper to the horoscope page, wrote something down, tore it out, handed it to me.
Lorelai: God, seriously. You wrote the menu, didn't you?
Luke: So I'm looking at this piece of paper in my hand, and under Scorpio, she had written 'You will meet an annoying woman today. Give her coffee and she'll go away.' I gave her coffee.
Lorelai: [grins] But she didn't go away.
Luke: She told me to hold on to that horoscope, put it in my wallet, and carry it around with me -
[takes a piece of paper from his wallet and gives it to her]
Luke: one day it would bring me luck.
Lorelai: [teasing] Well, man, I will say anything for a cup of coffee
[reads it, grows serious]
Lorelai: Um... I can't believe you kept this. You kept this in your wallet?
[sees his face]
Lorelai: You kept this in your wallet.
Luke: Eight years.
Lorelai: [emotionally] Eight years

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Good cause you're only half anyways.forgetu

Oh yea?

Well, you only have half of a.......boob...... yeah 😐

Originally posted by silver_tears
Nah. jockey
Where's my drawing? jockey
Originally posted by LethalFemme

With your tongue?oh
Yes. naughty

Originally posted by Röland
Oh yea?

Well, you only have half of a.......boob...... yeah 😐

You only half 1/4 a penis and 8 nuts.😐

Originally posted by Thörin
Where's my drawing? jockey Yes. naughty

Have I ever told you you're my fav Thorin out of all the Thorin's in all the world?blush2

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You only half 1/4 a penis and 8 nuts.😐

That sounds painful. 😐

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
Lorelai: Hey, do you remember the first time we met?
Luke: What?
Lorelai: I'm just trying to remember the first time we met. It must have been at Luke's, right?
Luke: [nods] It was at Luke's, it was at lunch, it was a very busy day, the place was packed, and this person...
Lorelai: Ooh, is it me? Is it me?
Luke: This person comes tearing into the place in a caffeine frenzy.
Lorelai: [happily] Ooh, it's me.
Luke: I was with a customer. She interrupts me, wild-eyed, begging for coffee, so I tell her to wait her turn. Then she starts following me around, talking a mile a minute, saying God knows what. So finally I turn to her, and I tell her she's being annoying - sit down, shut up, I'll get to her when I get to her.
Lorelai: Y'know, I bet she took that very well, 'cause she sounds just delightful.
Luke: She asked me what my birthday was. I wouldn't tell her. She wouldn't stop talking. I gave in. I told her my birthday. Then she opened up the newspaper to the horoscope page, wrote something down, tore it out, handed it to me.
Lorelai: God, seriously. You wrote the menu, didn't you?
Luke: So I'm looking at this piece of paper in my hand, and under Scorpio, she had written 'You will meet an annoying woman today. Give her coffee and she'll go away.' I gave her coffee.
Lorelai: [grins] But she didn't go away.
Luke: She told me to hold on to that horoscope, put it in my wallet, and carry it around with me -
[takes a piece of paper from his wallet and gives it to her]
Luke: one day it would bring me luck.
Lorelai: [teasing] Well, man, I will say anything for a cup of coffee
[reads it, grows serious]
Lorelai: Um... I can't believe you kept this. You kept this in your wallet?
[sees his face]
Lorelai: You kept this in your wallet.
Luke: Eight years.
Lorelai: [emotionally] Eight years

cryohhappy

Originally posted by Röland
That sounds painful. 😐

You made it that way.😐

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Have I ever told you you're my fav Thorin out of all the Thorin's in all the world?blush2

But he's a Thörin. shock

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You made it that way.😐

I don't recall, was I drunk? 😐

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Have I ever told you you're my fav Thorin out of all the Thorin's in all the world?blush2
No. droolio

Now pleasure me. jockey

Originally posted by silver_tears
But he's a Th[b]örin. shock [/B]

Eww. Save me?cryoh

Originally posted by Röland
I don't recall, was I drunk? 😐

Off of passion and vodka.😐

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Eww. Save me?cryoh

Kloveubai. cryohhappy

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Off of passion and vodka.😐

You gave me crabs that night. weep

Originally posted by Thörin
No. droolio

Now pleasure me. jockey

I dont know how.~Oh~

Originally posted by silver_tears
Kloveubai. cryohhappy

Kthnxbai.cryoh

Originally posted by Röland
You gave me crabs that night. weep

I let Barker and Irene hit it.haermm