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gimmee fuel gimmee fire gimmee that which I desire!!!

these tears dry on their own...

where is my mind?

Fece pie.

pus licker

Mywi stalker.

Having my hair cut today.

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

False though she be to me and love,
I'll ne'er pursue revenge;
For still the charmer I approve,
Though I deplore her change.

In hours of bliss we oft have met:
They could not always last;
And though the present I regret,
I'm grateful for the past.

I felt betrayed today,
The one I loved left me,
She went to her friend and told him,
She didn't bother coming to me.

I don't know what went wrong,
Yesterday was so fun,
We hung out,
We laughed,
We Cried,
But in the end she left me.

Sunt pueri pueri, puerilia tractant

whatever you say.

Jack.

Don't rely on this, to get you high
Don't rely on us, to get you high

"The world will know that free men stood against a tyrant, that few stood against many and that before this battle is over, that even a god-king can bleed."

Why? Seriously. I mean, look at this place, man. You gotta see this through the eyes of a woman, you know? What is she going to think when she comes in here? Look. He's got a billion toys.

So what?

And more video games than a teenaged Asian kid.

You know what my problem is? I am not interesting. What am I supposed to say I went to magic camp? That I'm an accomplished ventriloquist? Oh, I am the 7th degree imperial yo-yo master.

You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to have your face kicked in by me. You have the right to have your balls stomped by him.

I'll waive my rights.

Worms....... in my vagina?

Well, the traffic was murder, you know. One of those manure spreaders jackknifed on the Santa Ana. Godawful mess. You should see my shoes.

"Then get this, right, I'm driving along, man, I'm driving, and as I'm driving, I'm driving safely. I'm obeying all the rules of the road. Whatever sign comes at me, I look at it and I go, "Okay. You got it, sign." Right, so I'm driving safely. All of a sudden, a guy in another lane-completely oblivious to me- he starts coming into my lane, just comin' IN!! And if I didn't see him comin' in, accident! But because I saw him, uhhh, I see--"HEY!" Right? I see- I assess the situation. I see- I assess the situa-shon. And then I eased on the brakes, as he's coming, I eased, and I said what anybody here says automatically when this is happening, you can't help it. It just comes out. Ready? Ready? "Umm, helllllo? Um, hi? Hello?" Unless you're black, then it's "Check out this motha-****a! Check out this motha-****A!!" If you're Chinese, it's "ERRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH *CRASH*"