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Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
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I can quote that show all night. 😆

so can i 😛

"am...am i supposed to conduct with my penis?"

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
so can i 😛

"am...am i supposed to conduct with my penis?"

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"yea can i get 6000 chicken fa-ji-tas"?

And if you have sex, you're automatically in Al-Queda!

Originally posted by Scottie
😂 i lol'd

I'm gonna use a condom!

Me too!

I'm gonna use two condoms at the same time!

Why would you do that?

I meant just one....just one.

"pawtucket patriot beer! if you buy it hot women will have sex in your backyard!"

"Well you can have sex with 100 fat chicks for 500 bucks a piece. Or 50 really fat chicks for a thousand bucks. What? Fat chicks need love too... but they gotta pay!"

"of course every exit in this place is also and entrance giggity ooh bop oh"

We're playing house.

But that kid's all tied up!

Roman Polanski's house.

"brian had sex with a really dumb girl, now hes taking his friend stewie to ge tosme ice cream in his car, oooh youre a poor sport"

"Yeah, climb any mountain, rent any video, dial any phone. And not just our phone Lois. other people's phones. Decent phones, god-fearing phones. phone that everybody else gave up on but we knew better cause we were a team!"

hahahahhaa i am electric man!

This sucks worse than that time I went to that museum.
Why did all the dinosaurs die out?

Because you touch yourself at night.

Go ahead do it, do it.

How far down can you put this - i can't do it she's looking right at me.

this is more intense than that time i forgot how to sit down

*crash*

Super Jerk rulzes's!!!

super or circle?