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Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Tsure
You had to check the profile, didn't you? I'm good. I just broke up with Christine a few days ago and I just started a new job. Things are changing in good ways it seems. So yeah. 😄
do you feel reborn?

Tsure Senior Member

Actually, I do. I forgot what single felt like honestly. It's been too long for me.

Originally posted by Coldfire
I need to come say hi to a lot more people more often
In Indiana. The shoe looking state. 🥷

dadudemon Senior Member
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Now that I think about it I could probably get some whenever I wanted.hmm

You bastard.... 🙁

I am a one woman man so I will wait patiently...

Damn you blue balls!!!!

Rogue Jedi Restricted

pappa smurf balls?

Tsure Senior Member

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
pappa smurf balls?
He loves 'em.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Tsure
He loves 'em.
damn that,I say.

Coldfire <3 <3 <3

Originally posted by Tsure
Actually, I do. I forgot what single felt like honestly. It's been too long for me. In Indiana. The shoe looking state. 🥷

lol. I'll work on it. I've only been to Idaho so maybe a few more state trips are in order 😛

dadudemon Senior Member
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
pappa smurf balls?

😆 😆 😆

I will have to remember that one.... 😎

Tsure Senior Member

I'd take sex of them anyday. 🙂

Tattoo Senior Member
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
pappa smurf balls?

Smurfs are asexual, I don't think they have testes.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Tattoo
Smurfs are asexual, I don't think they have testes.
so they cant call pappa smurf bib pappa?

Tsure Senior Member

Originally posted by Tattoo
Smurfs are asexual, I don't think they have testes.
Since when did you teach smurfology? I want to take a course. Is it free?

Tattoo Senior Member
Originally posted by Tsure
Since when did you teach smurfology? I want to take a course. Is it free?

Smurfin' ey it's not free! It'll cost you $50 smurfed dollars.

Tsure Senior Member

Originally posted by Tattoo
Smurfin' ey it's not free! It'll cost you $50 smurfed dollars.
That's bogus. I'll just sleep with Smurfette and learn the anatomy. 😄

Tattoo Senior Member
Originally posted by Tsure
That's bogus. I'll just sleep with Smurfette and learn the anatomy. 😄

Since Smurfette is the only female Smurf and was created in a lab, I don't think she's anatomically correct.

Coldfire <3 <3 <3

Originally posted by Tsure
That's bogus. I'll just sleep with Smurfette and learn the anatomy. 😄

make sure you don't catch anything from her

dadudemon Senior Member
Originally posted by Coldfire
make sure you don't catch anything from her

Wait wait wait!!! I know this one....if you sleep with a smurf...won't you get blue balls??? 😆

Coldfire <3 <3 <3

Originally posted by dadudemon
Wait wait wait!!! I know this one....if you sleep with a smurf...won't you get blue balls??? 😆

maybe 😛

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Ken is an expert in smurfalogy.

Tsure Senior Member

Originally posted by Tattoo
Since Smurfette is the only female Smurf and was created in a lab, I don't think she's anatomically correct.
I didn't say have sex. Gutter minds. 😬
Originally posted by Coldfire
make sure you don't catch anything from her
I've a better chance catching something from you...virgin. 😛
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Ken is an expert in smurfalogy.
Not after I'm finished with Smurfette. 😉