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Started by Spartan0059,042 pages

I know right? Especially in public... everyone is staring at you and you're like "JUST GET THE HELL OFF MY LEG" and they're like "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING TOO????" so awkward...

Peel it off. doped

yeah or when you have a wedgie in your balls from your boxers not having enough sag, your trying to fix it and everyones starring at you all akwardly and such.... k mabey I crossed the line with that one.

all I had to eat yesterday was 4 biscuits.. ermm

Originally posted by Killsw1tch
yeah or when you have a wedgie in your balls from your boxers not having enough sag, your trying to fix it and everyones starring at you all akwardly and such.... k mabey I crossed the line with that one.

oh know don't worry that one's even worse! Because now the only way to get your damn boxers down is to make the quick reach into your pants and everyone is staring at you like "ZOMG MASTERBATION" and then you're like "I'M JUST PULLING MY BOXERS DOWN" it Sucks

Originally posted by Spartan005
oh know don't worry that one's even worse! Because now the only way to get your damn boxers down is to make the quick reach into your pants and everyone is staring at you like "ZOMG MASTERBATION" and then you're like "I'M JUST PULLING MY BOXERS DOWN" it Sucks

yeah a better response to someone saying " ZOMG MASTERBATION " would be " ZOMG DO YOU WANT TO PULL THE BOXERS OUT OF MY BALLS " 😬

indeed.

anyways enough talking about balls... nipples are far more interesting 😐

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good call. ( . Y . )

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Here I am laid upon the floor
Doing nothing, just like before
Watching as life passes me by
Wishing I were a butterfly

Originally posted by Baylin
Here I am laid upon the floor
Doing nothing, just like before
Watching as life passes me by
Wishing I were a butterfly
Here I am, at my desk,
wondering why Im here.
Sleep eludes my tired eyes,
another sleepless night I fear.

I never was any good at these. 😛