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Started by DarkC9,042 pages

"You know that feeling when you're trying to push a damn St. Bernard out your ass....."

I've got a gun in my pocket.....

I've got a knife strapped to my shoulder.

but you aint seen nothing yet.

I kill two Barkers in the evening.
I kill two Barkers at night.
I kill two Barkers when I wake up, and then I feel alright.

I kill two Barkers in times of war and two in times of peace.
I kill two Barkers before I kill two Barkers...
...and then I kill two more.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy
Was he?

I eat Barker's for breakfast.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I eat Barker's for breakfast.

You eat SHIT for breakfast? shrug

Just kidding for the record..

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
You eat SHIT for breakfast? shrug

Just kidding for the record..

I eat ewoks, darling.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I eat ewoks, darling.

They taste yummy?

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
They taste yummy?
with A1 steak sauce, yes.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
with A1 steak sauce, yes.

Oh gosh...if they taste anything like my favorite food (steak), then lemmeeeeee at 'em!

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Oh gosh...if they taste anything like my favorite food (steak), then lemmeeeeee at 'em!
roasted to perfection, shorty. I marinate them with my own urine.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
roasted to perfection, shorty. I marinate them with my own urine.

Well....erm..that kind of ruined my drooling streak...spank344

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Well....erm..that kind of ruined my drooling streak...spank344
urine is sterile..thats right, you can DRINK it. Just watch this and see.....

YouTube video

"BILLEH JEAN'S...NOT MY LOVA!!!!" HEE HEE!

lol i likes to watch

Hey I am listening to Michael Jackson, lmao.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Hey I am listening to Michael Jackson, lmao.
thriller?

Originally posted by MR.Grum
thriller?

Billy Jean!