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There once was a boy named Kevin
Who used a vacuum to stretch it to seven,
Then eight and then nine,
And though ten was divine,
There will be film at eleven.

Nothin much happens here anymore
It's like someone just shut the door
Threads are now born of intelligence incest
Saying lots but with nothing of interest
It drives me crazy that I stay here
Oh fcuk it, I'm off for a beer! 🍺

When the world gets you down remember "At least I'll never make as big a mistake as Oedipus"

never do it with a farmers daughter.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
never do it with a farmers daughter.

Judging from the title, it must be some song.

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Judging from the title, it must be some song.

I'm sorry. I haven't heard of Spinal Taps.

This Is Spinal Tap.

is a movie.

Oh, yeah. I know that dusting for vomit line.

I used to swim like a fish, but now I paddle like doggy

I still swim, and I do IT like a doggie.

😂 You're talking about intercourse, aren't you? (;

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I still swim, and I do IT like a doggie.

I leave it to my population producing minions to do all the swimming...

Originally posted by Baylin
I leave it to my population producing minions to do all the swimming...

Nah the true gift of a leader is to propel your 'minions' out to fend for themselves. Hopefully some years later the results wont suddenly turn up on your doorstep demanding money...

I need a new sig or change. hmm

ewww

cows go moo

Originally posted by BakaXero
cows go moo

You ****ing liar. 😐