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Phone.

I think I'll have another cookie. They're so cool.

They didn't turn out to look like any ordinary cookie. They are all spikey 😂 Metal chocolate chip cookies.

Serenity.

Life is just a series of f*cking let downs.

I'm just riding the waves

nani?

Originally posted by BakaXero
nani?

¿Que?

Bubbles bubbles every where
Bubbles bubbles in the air
Float around all day long
Float around inside this song

Qué será? será? será?
whatever will be, wil be
Qué será? será?

I wish you loved me the way I loved you but then I remembered, my wishes never come true.

My penis tingles when I get near metal objects.

Why did fate allow us to meet, if we could never be together?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Why did fate allow us to meet, if we could never be together?

Because fate is really Hitler in disguise.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
My penis tingles when I get near metal objects.

GOOOOOOOOOLLD MEMBER!

...let’s just make love, all night...

I never thought you'd hurt me. I guess you live & learn that when you play with fire, you're bound to get burned. I've been mistreated, I've been used before, I get kicked in the face, but I still come back for more.

Originally posted by silver_tears
...let’s just make love, all night...

Do I get a free "get-off-without-a-rubber-on-because-your-ass-is-on-the-pill-card?"

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Do I get a free "get-off-without-a-rubber-on-because-your-ass-is-on-the-pill-card?"

I'm sorry....and you are? vin

It's hard to tell your mind to stop loving someone when your heart still does

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm sorry....and you are? vin

I'm a man with a large, throbbing penis. Take from it what you will.