Vee:¢¾'wish you were here'¢¾ says:
so theres this cop driving along and he sees this crazy drver weaving all over the road so he pulls the car over walks up and sees it a blonde woman (figures) so he says
'ma'am just what in the hell where you doing weavoing down the road '
And the blonde says.. "oh officer thank god, well i was driving along and well gosh i saw this tree, so i swerved right and there was another one so i swerved left and.."
'ma'am there isnt a tree on this streech of road for 20miles'
'that is your air freshner