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Originally posted by Röland
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Originally posted by Secretus

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So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

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look at this i got the big bob marley joint goin take a hit of this, now canonball it CANONBALL! canonball comin!

crylaugh

Gambling is illegal at Bushwood sir, and I never slice.
[Swings club, slices ball into woods]
Damn!

OK, you can owe me.

I owe you nothing!

Originally posted by Röland
So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.

Originally posted by Secretus
Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.

I forgot about that line. 😆

Originally posted by Röland
I forgot about that line. 😆

This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.

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Originally posted by Secretus
This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.

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crylaugh

Originally posted by Röland

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I want that golf club!

You take drugs, Danny?

Every day.

Good. Then what's your problem?

I don't know.

Weird.... really weird. 😑

Originally posted by Secretus

oh that crazy gopher notworthy

tadadadadada!

taaa...dooo 😎

I smell gopher poontang.

Favorite gay porn star.

I'd post a girl but... I don't have one. 😑.... maybe you could say I like them all. srug

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nothing lasts forever
so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off, avoid the bullshit, take chances && never have regrets
because at one point, everything you did was exactly what you wanted