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Originally posted by Secretus
I went out with this girl for four months and it was the greatest greatest thing in my life. Until she went down on this guy in an Escalade, I think. And, you know, instead of, like, saying: 'Okay, what am I doing that caused this behavior?' I dumped her. Stupid decision. I spent the last two years of my life regretting it."

Well, why don't you get her back right now?

Oh, 'cause she's dating this pot dealer. Stupid horrible decision. But, hey, that's her journey, you know. I gotta respect that. I gotta give her the space. She want to be some immature little ***** and blow everybody, that's... that's love, man.

Hey! It's all ball bearings nowadays. Now you prepare that Fetzer valve with some 3-in-1 oil and some gauze pads. And I'm gonna need 'bout ten quarts of anti-freeze, preferably Prestone. No, no make that Quaker State.

Tell me am i right to think that there could be nothing better
Than making you my bride and slowly growing old together...

You know, I was gonna surprise you by making your little plastic man on the cake a Derek Jeter action figure. But now? No. I'm making you one of those Puerto Ricans from the ****ing Mets!

And i know that assholes grow on trees
but i'm here to trim the leaves
and i'm afraid
daddy you're still my friend
and you're just a piece of shit
but i can over-look it today
'cause you're still my friend

Dear dear diary..

There are fireworks going off somewhere nearby..

seriously the right thing to do

MTL vs OTT

Through Jesuit work to root out and pervert native ideals, infiltrate the language, assimilate beliefs, and finally expunge any influence of their ancient past, a silent barrage against the “savage” was led with the ultimate goal of total Catholic domination in New France.

I have no idea what I'm doing with this paper. vin

Pretty Pickles Picking Flowers
OMG
In Aisa...it is illgal to pick flowerz
STOP PICKING THE FLOWERZ

😂 wow i did not know that

Everybody get random! Just do somethin' random!

Jumpy hysterical this is totaly random

I'm pissed off at the video game I'm playing. I've reached a part that just seems impossible. And I haven't saved in a while. Dammit.

what video game are you playing

Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles

omg i have that game what kind of game system do you have

Organic Milk