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Originally posted by Röland
A vagina with razor sharp teeth!

I'd still stick my shit in there.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
I could use a good anal raping. None that prison movie shit. I want a little romance before I'm roughhoused.

That can be arranged.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
I'd still stick my shit in there.

You'd pull out with nothing. haermm

Originally posted by Röland
You'd pull out with nothing. haermm

My pencil could use a good shaving. My ex said it was like swallowing a Buick, hard and painful. Also, it leaked semen lots.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
My pencil could use a good shaving. My ex said it was like swallowing a Buick, hard and painful. Also, it leaked semen lots.

Shaving is a bit different then no cock at all.

We should get paid to talk about our penises.

I'd be paid like $500 then. haermm

Originally posted by Röland
I'd be paid like $500 then. haermm

How'd you figure that? With your penis or mine?

*Collects 600 bucks*

mmm

Originally posted by Röland
mmm

mmm Indeed.

The hell is that? crylaugh

Originally posted by Röland
The hell is that? crylaugh

Sac measurer. haermm I think I ruptured one of mine. My left one feels nothing like swollen kidney bean. 😬

Might wanna uh...go get that checked. haermm

Originally posted by Röland
Might wanna uh...go get that checked. haermm

Well, they encourage our complete co-operation
Send you roses when they think you need to smile
I can't control myself because I don't know how
And they love me for it
Honestly, I'll be here for a while
So give them blood, blood
Gallons of the stuff
Give them all that they can drink
And it will never be enough
So give them blood, blood, blood
Grab a glass because there's going to be a flood
A celebrated man amongst the gurneys
They can fix me proper with a bit of luck
The doctors and the nurses, they adore me so
But it's really quite alarming 'cause I'm such an awful ****
I gave you blood, blood
Gallons of the stuff
I gave you all that you could drink
And it has never been enough
I gave you blood, blood, blood
I'm the kind of human wreckage that you love.

pain

Fain!

Rain?

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
I think I ruptured one of mine.

You're balls suffered the Rapture.... Let's hope their Christian ways save them.

*sighs* I just can't be bothered you know! ❌

bye bye...