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Originally posted by Kram3r
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You mini-van. 131

watching a tiger do a dog on youtube is one of the most ****ed up things I've ever seen


You wave your hand and they scatter like crows
They have nothing that'll ever capture your heart

OOOHAAAND THE EARTH DIED SCREAMINGGG!!!!!!

If there's one thing you can say about Mankind
There's nothing kind about man
You can drive out nature with a pitch fork
But it always comes roaring back again

Why does it hurt when I pee?

I was in my room and I was just like staring at the wall thinking about everything
But then again I was thinking about nothing
And then my mom came in and I didn't even know she was there she called my name
And I didn't even hear it, and then she started screaming: MIKE! MIKE!
And I go:
What, what's the matter
And she goes:
What's the matter with you?
I go:
There's nothing-wrong mom.
And she goes:
Don't tell me that, you're on drugs!
And I go:
No mom I'm not on drugs I'm okay, I was just thinking you know, why don't you get me a Pepsi.
And she goes:
NO you're on drugs!
I go:
Mom I'm okay, I'm just thinking.
She goes:
No you're not thinking, you're on drugs! Normal people don't act that way!
I go:
Mom just give me a Pepsi please
All I want is a Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me
All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me.
Just a Pepsi.

im going to mail people snow for christmas...
because ive got way to much

put some $$$ in mine.

Originally posted by BakaXero
watching a tiger do a dog on youtube is one of the most ****ed up things I've ever seen

Link! 😱

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I was in my room and I was just like staring at the wall thinking about everything
But then again I was thinking about nothing
And then my mom came in and I didn't even know she was there she called my name
And I didn't even hear it, and then she started screaming: MIKE! MIKE!
And I go:
What, what's the matter
And she goes:
What's the matter with you?
I go:
There's nothing-wrong mom.
And she goes:
Don't tell me that, you're on drugs!
And I go:
No mom I'm not on drugs I'm okay, I was just thinking you know, why don't you get me a Pepsi.
And she goes:
NO you're on drugs!
I go:
Mom I'm okay, I'm just thinking.
She goes:
No you're not thinking, you're on drugs! Normal people don't act that way!
I go:
Mom just give me a Pepsi please
All I want is a Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me
All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me.
Just a Pepsi.

😂 wtf?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
put some $$$ in mine.
40lbs of snow it is.
and 1 CND penny. 🙂

fine then, just mail me a photocopy of your ass.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
fine then, just mail me a photocopy of your ass.
i'll make it 14 so you can hand them out on the street 😉

w00t i just started the "Send dave to Aussieland'08 Fund"

That's telekinesis Kyle

Die Hippie Die

I wish I had an accelerated healing power.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I wish I had an accelerated healing power.
shoulda Rolled healer.

FECK I cant move my hand. I might go to the ER.

good idea