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You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair.

I know that one day Veronica and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises. And then our children will form a family band. And we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited.

I woke up on the floor of some Japanese family's rec room, and they would NOT stop screaming.

wedding crashers! 😱

I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance.

I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

Should i change back to my anchorman stuff?

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I woke up on the floor of some Japanese family's rec room, and they would NOT stop screaming.

nah I cant stand anchorman! 😘

Hey, Ron. I'm riding a furry tractor.

It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice.

I think midgets are funny.

Excuse me... is that 'sex panther' you're wearing?

What exactly is an adult dose? what if one is really immature? do they take the childrens dose?

Sig change had to be done

Oh, Baxter, you are my little gentleman. I'll take you to foggy London town 'cause you are my little gentleman

hotels and motels, both different, yet both the same.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Oh, Baxter, you are my little gentleman. I'll take you to foggy London town 'cause you are my little gentleman

Holy Jesus. What are these goddamn animals!?