"Walk the plank," says Pirate Jim.
"But Captain Jim, I cannot swim."
"Then you must steer us through this gale."
"But Captain Jim, I cannot sail."
"Then down with the galley slaves you go."
"But Captain Jim, I cannot row."
"Then you must be the pirates clerk."
"But Captain Jim, I cannot work."
"Then a pirate captain you must be."
"Thank you Jim," says Captain Me.