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because they find cannot find words that rhyme with pepsi. i aaalways escapes the fates. when i confront them, i say,

lets see

pepsi

stretchy

get me

then me

gently

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hey, is that mine? it is mine.

well, can i take yours then?

I think he is scared. 😕

I'mma google it.

your attention:

i am watching "The Host".

carry on.

i gotta call my brother in laws' other nephew in law..

he'll know what to do. he's gotta.

I dont know what this is
cos you got me good
just like you knew you would

I dont know what you do
but you do it well
I’m under your spell

Byakugan Blax, EvilAngel, Sol Valentine

"There he goes. Homeboy ****ed a Martian once."

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
"There he goes. Homeboy ****ed a Martian once."

Fifteen buck, little man, put that shit in my hand. Nong, nong, nong-a nong-a nong nong!

GRANDMA WHAT WAS IT LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE

Originally posted by Ax3l
GRANDMA WHAT WAS IT LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE

Originally posted by Ax3l
GRANDMA WHAT WAS IT LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE

biscuits

Oh, I'm sure you still remember it pretty vividly, Pickle ****er.

What's the point of having an Internet connection if you're not using it to look up weird, ****ed-up pictures of dirty sex you'd never have yourself?

I don't wanna jerk off in the Mooby's bathroom! What if a customer comes in and my jerking off gets them all sex nuts and retard strong, and suddenly I'm fighting him off as he tries to jam his dick in my mouth!

*pops in clerks II*

Pickle ****er gave us free eats!

This tastes like piss and flies.

We were just killing time with those classes! One semester we took Criminology, for Christ's sake, what the **** were we training to be, Batman?

Hey hey, the HOLY ****ing Bible, son.