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i bent my wookie

I had a threesome with Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera.

LOOK!! A DISTRACTION!

If friction causes heat, how long does it take a monkey?

Is iT boring in here or is it just you?

Big Fat Hairy Deal

"Life Passes"
"Where?"

man beats of jagurar with bare hands in the struggel

a snail can sleep up to 3 years and there are no waords in the dictionary that rhym with silver or orange

bugger. bougger. boo!

Welcome to the United States of My Mind.

They have the internet on computers now?--Homer Simpson

How does that work?

Umpa Lumpa Umpi lee doo

Is phat

just saying something random

Caffine Is My Friend

one day not to long ago i woke up and realized i was still asleep so i woke up and went back to sleep to tell the part of myself that thought i was awake that i wasnt really awake but still asleep

my art teacher told me that from the looks of my drawing, i needed mental help. which isn't far from the truth! ~lmao~

really my therapist told me i need to start drawing, wow so much alike