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Started by Leo.M9,042 pages

Holy shit, I just figured out how were the 1st 2 people I talked to on here. It was SlipKnoT and LadyLuck.

Its probably thanks to them that I stayed. mmm

slipknot...... crylaugh

Hmm.

where does my penis go?

its questions like that that keep me up at night.

Waiting for the sign in the hall,
Waiting for the moment to call.
Sleeping at the station all night,
Weeping till the train is inside.
Resting near the phone all the day,
I've been testing if the cables ok.
Sleeping with my eyes at the door,
Creeping up the stairs on the floor...
This is why I had to come down,
This is why I fell on the ground.
This is why I'm starting to shake,
This is why I won't take a break...
Take a break...

I don't like the teardrops in your face,
I don't like the holidays in this case.
I don't like the wrong times in the night,
I would like to have you by my side.
I would like to tell you I'm alone,
I would like to find you, bring you home.
I would follow every single trace,
'Cos I don't like the teardrops in your face...

Walking down that road in the rain,
Walking up again and again.
Sleeping while I look at the door,
Creeping up the stairs on the floor.
Deaf, dumb, dizzy and laid,
I just tried to set the melody straight.
Joked in another attack,
Wonder if you ever come back...
Oh this is why I had to come down,
This is why I fell on the ground.
This is why I'm starting to shake,
This is why I won't take a break...
Take a break...

I don't like the teardrops in your face,
I don't like the holidays in this case.
I don't like the wrong times in the night,
I would like to have you by my side.
I would like to tell you I'm alone,
I would like to find you, bring you home.
I would follow every single trace,
'Cos I don't like the teardrops in your face...

Get me back to the phone,
Let me run down the track all alone.
There's no need for the talking,
As long as im walking
Into the nights on my own...

Calypso is HOT.

I'm more like myself online when I'm offline now..

put it in your pisspipe

Sorry, Mairuzu, it doesn't look like I can create that thread I talked about....my wife has the camera right not. (No pervert jokes...the kids are easter egg hunting 😠 )

Originally posted by dadudemon
Sorry, Mairuzu, it doesn't look like I can create that thread I talked about....my wife has the camera right not. (No pervert jokes...the kids are easter egg hunting 😠 )

....man, i like making pervert jokes... =(

they too are my favourite form of comedy

Originally posted by Darth Demise
....man, i like making pervert jokes... =(

Oh no...feel free. I was making a perverted joke by introducing the concept that my statement could be interpreted in a perverted manner. I just wanted to put out there that I was aware that I was leaving myself open for perverted insults. My wife still has the camera. She is at her sister's house coloring "Easter eggs" with the kids and my kids' cousins.

My new thread had hinged on the fact that I needed a camera or the point of the thread would be useless. 😉

I can't do it, captain! I don't have the power!

I'm scared, Sarge.

We're all scared, son.

Daddy, I'm scared. Too scared to even wet my pants.

Just relax and it'll come, son.

JIBLETS

I gotta go to the bathroom, daddy.

NOT NOW DAMN IT.

Shin No Chikaro, Misetemiyo!

Somebody once wrote: "Hell is the impossibility of reason." That's what this place feels like. Hell.