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... *opens mouth* .... *closes it* ....

Originally posted by drunk_nazgul
EDIT: (Nah, I could make this one gross...)... *opens mouth* .... *closes it* ....

I am not wearing pants...fear

Originally posted by Gravity Kills
I am not wearing pants...fear

For the LOVE OF GOD! You blinded me!

Originally posted by Lan©eWindu You're so sexy, Naz.

*gasp*
Ken! Naughty!

Originally posted by drunk_nazgul
*gasp*
Ken! Naughty!

Hey what can I say?

Originally posted by the_nazgul_who_is_drunk
I LOVE NESS, even though he smells like 5 day old fish eggs.

Fish eggs? Um, what is the cologne brand?

I bet it's that freak, Tommy Hilfiger!

It's Elizabeth Taylor for men.

Has this ever happened to you

tell me if you have heard this one...tomato....Hey I havent even said anything yet.

Originally posted by Lan©eWindu
Elizabeth Taylor is my man.

... nuff said. 😛

Originally posted by drunk_nazgul
I LOVED diving into Syren's hole...and I'm not talking about her thread.

Kinky d_n.

Originally posted by Lan©eWindu
I'm Kinky d_n. Come over to my place tonite, and I'll show you.

I have a bf, LW. Which means your name is Low Water.

shut down

Originally posted by drunk_nazgul
I have a bf, LW, but I'd much rather have you instead of that boy. I want a real man and you fit those shoes. So come to Tennessee and be with me, and we can kick Ness in his single NUT.
Originally posted by Gravity Kills
shut down

That was random

Ness in his single NUT?

Are you willing to get into his nut?

Originally posted by drunk_nazgul
Ness only has one NUT?

Are you willing to bet that I can get him into bed within an hour, and then dump him?

Sure.

reset.

Originally posted by Lan©eWindu
Sure, I'll sleep with Ness and then dump him for $5.00.

But, I thought he was your ex- foster brother!

(Btw.... I won't sleep with ne-one until the wedding night...) 😛

Originally posted by drunk_nazgul
But, I thought he was a she male stripper from Chicago!

(Btw.... I'll sleep with everyone before the wedding night...) 😛

Slut.