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Originally posted by drunk_nazgul
My slutty dressing sister has the hots for Lance.

KILL ELMO

kill him? ok....

Who would stop you big bird...burt...Ernie

My dog is scared of noises.

It's not that we're afraid of death, far from it, it's just that we've got this thing about death... It's not us!

Spaceballs

The evil monkey in my closet...hates you!

There are cats in the Batmobile

Originally posted by Lan©eWindu
My weiner is scared of noises.

say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don't mean your pals in the winnebago.

Originally posted by drunk_nazgul
I love weiners.

This calls for a sexy party

That was mean, LW, but so funny!

Sexy party? Sooo... another niche of Syren's? The Gentleman's club? I'll leave this place, too, then.

I have no hands, so I type with my teeth.

Originally posted by drunk_nazgul
That was mean, LW, but so funny!

Sexy party? Sooo... another niche of Syren's? The Gentleman's club? I'll leave this place, too, then.

Haven't you ever seen Family Guy?

In one episode Stewie call's for a sexy party.

Originally posted by drunk_nazgul
That was mean, LW, but so funny!

I could have made it much worse...where is said..."I love LW's weiner.", but that was too harsh.

Well, I thought this world had left quotes and had come to be a discussive environment.

Nope, quotes are more fun.

How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?

snot is slimy.