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Started by Piggle Humsy9,042 pages

sounds familiar.

Mr. Spock

😆

Adopted

obama

My name is Ben and I'm a Chocoholic.

theres lack of tiesto

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
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Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.
Girl how you shake it, got a nigga like (ohhhh)
It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera
All I wanna no is,(sexy can I)
Sexy can I, hit it from the front,
then I hit it from the back.
know you like it like that.
then we take it to the bed, then we take it to the floor
then we chill for a second, then were back at it for more (sexy can i)
Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.
Girl how you shake it, got a nigga like (ohhhh)
It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera
All I wanna no is, sexy can I.

The cheese is old and moldy, where is the bathroom?

Poop.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
The cheese is old and moldy, where is the bathroom?

down the hall to the left

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
down the hall to the left

Why thank you, Queen Septum.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Why thank you, Queen Septum.

what?

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
what?

shrug I was being random.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
shrug I was being random.

you are that

I'm off to see the wizard

When you are admitted to a hospital, they place on your wrist a white wristband with your name on it. But there are other different colored wristbands which symbolizes other things. The red wristbands are placed on dead people.

There was one surgeon who worked on night shift in a school hospital. He had just finished an operation and was on his way down to the basement. He entered the elevator and there was just one other person there. He casually chatted with the woman while the elevator descended.

When the elevator door opened another woman was about to enter when the doctor slammed the close button and punched the button to the highest floor. Surprised the woman reprimanded the doctor for being rude and asked why he did not let the other woman in.

The doctor said “That was the woman i just operated on. She died while I was doing the operation. Didn’t you see the red wristband she was wearing?”

The woman smiled and raised her arm “Something like this?”

Originally posted by Röland
When you are admitted to a hospital, they place on your wrist a white wristband with your name on it. But there are other different colored wristbands which symbolizes other things. The red wristbands are placed on dead people.

There was one surgeon who worked on night shift in a school hospital. He had just finished an operation and was on his way down to the basement. He entered the elevator and there was just one other person there. He casually chatted with the woman while the elevator descended.

When the elevator door opened another woman was about to enter when the doctor slammed the close button and punched the button to the highest floor. Surprised the woman reprimanded the doctor for being rude and asked why he did not let the other woman in.

The doctor said “That was the woman i just operated on. She died while I was doing the operation. Didn’t you see the red wristband she was wearing?”

The woman smiled and raised her arm “Something like this?”

Ghey

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Ghey

NO U