"There's a hole in the world like a great black pit
And the vermin of the world inhabit it
And its morals aren't worth what a pig can spit
And it goes by the name of London.
At the top of the hole sit the privileged few
Making mock of the vermin in the lonely zoo
Turning beauty to filth and greed...
I, too, have sailed the world and seen its wonders
For the cruelty of men is as wondrous as Peru
But there's no place like London!"