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Make that ass roll like a 24....

what did cinderella do when she reached the ball.....

GAGGED!! 😂

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24 returns

YouTube video

Jim Carrey is such epic sauce.
I'd still carry his seed.

Fire Marshall Bill FTW

went you fart, try not to blink
or you'll raise quite a stink
instead just jump up and smile
satisfied you did it with style

Originally posted by silver_tears

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seconded, she wilts my willy.

My dead grandma is hotter, rest in peace

My grandma was the best cook ever. Her chicken gumbo was the bomb yo.

Telemarkerters love p*ssing me off in the morning.

I love steak barms!

Pinch, Punch, First of the Month.

happy 1st of december day

SOLLY!

We have not yet begun to fight.

I don't know what isn't real,
But it's easy
To beat me.
(Suck it in)
Life is sink or swim.
Love is blinding, no surviving.

He wants someone to teach him how to swim.

Nothing in life is certain, except death that is, and even that seems to be a bit hit and miss when you long for it... srug