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PENIS!!!

horny much?

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
horny much?

You know me eyes

of course doped

vin

Always thinking

You use too much sause.

Can't wait the Oscars are announced

TDK will win everything.

all...bets...are...off.

See what I'm trying to say is
You make things
Better
And no matter what the day is
With you here
It's better

I stand by you
If you stand by me

heart

One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.

I would love to see Simon do a dance.

Buying a new cell phone soon

Lately I've been getting jealous for all the wrong reasons

I feel like shit

For a long time, I was in love.

Not only in love, I was obsessed.

With a friendship that no one else could touch,

it didn't work out, I'm covered in shells.

And all I wanted was the simple things, a simple kind of life

and all I needed was a simple man, so I could be a wife

I'm so ashamed, I've been so mean.

I don't know how I got to this point.

I, always was, the one with all the love,

then you came along, I'm hunting you down.

Like a sick domestic abuser, looking for a fight.

And all I wanted was the simple things, a simple kind of life.

Oh, if we met tomorrow, for the very first time,

would it start all over again? Would I try to make you mine?

I always thought, I'd be a mom.

Sometimes I wish for a mistake.

The longer that I wait, the more selfish that I get.

You seemed like... you'd be a good dad...