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✅ Orange flavored especially.

Sex.

BEER IS GOOD
BEER IS GOOD
BEER IS GOOD
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH

strawberries and walnuts

“I’ll bet you have to think twice before you leave your wife alone at night.” one man said to the other.
“I’ll say.” replied the second, “First, I have to think up a reason for going out.
Second, I have to think up why she can’t go with me.”

dust balls roll around

My carpet smells a bit funny.

why eez zee song on zee jewkbux?

I found my old marbles yesterday.

rock around 12 o'clock high

You only have 30 minutes to deliver the disk.

pizza in 2 minutes time

The right to be god...that right is now mine.

The phone keeps ringing.

rock n roll baby

I like wearing socks with sandals.

Do not pass GO unless you have a trillion billion dollars

I still haven't played my custom made Monopoly yet.

"You load of tarts!"

Why do Thursdays seem to drag on forever?