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I'll always dial the K for you.

*in southern accent*"My spoons too big"
*Rasafarian*"I am a banana*
*yell*"My anus is bleeding!!!!!!!"

Lois: It's geat they picked your theme, but isn't it a little esoteric?
Peter: Esoteric?
(Zoom in to the guys in Peter's brain)
Guy1: Could it mean sexy?
Guy2: I think it's a science term.
Guy3: Fellas, fellas! Esoteric means delicious!
(back to the real world)
Peter: Lois, "Who's the Boss" is not a food.
Brian: Swing and a miss.

runescape

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
Ron White

Harumph

RS

BFR>>>>>>>>>>PIS

It takes two to tango.

it takes several times to get things done

Time is not a great healer.

Rust in the Summer 2008

my mate : man, when i was young, i used to eat a lot of candy.

my other mate : when i was young, i used to suck a lot of dick!

time is a luxury you don't have

There was once an idiot called Baylin
Whose life was decidedly failin'
So he did something extreme
Went out in a dream
And now everyone he loves is wailin'

There are miserable times ahead.

Originally posted by Baylin
There was once an idiot called Baylin
Whose life was decidedly failin'
So he did something extreme
Went out in a dream
And now everyone he loves is wailin'

you so are not an idiot

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going 'round town lookin' 'round

Y do they call 'im the bullet dodger?

....Cuz he dodges bullets Avy....