[playing with his dolls]
Dark Helmet: [in Dark Helmet voice] And now Princess Vespa, I have you in my clutches, to have my wicked way with you, the way I want to.
[In Vespa voice]
Dark Helmet: No, no, go away, I hate you! And yet... I find you strangely attractive.
[in D.H. voice]
Dark Helmet: Of course you do! Druish princesses are often attracted to money and power, and I have both, and you *know* it!
[in V. voice]
Dark Helmet: No, no, leave me alone!
[in D.H. voice]
Dark Helmet: No, kiss me!
[V]
Dark Helmet: No! Stop!
[D.H]
Dark Helmet: Yes, yes!
[V]
Dark Helmet: Oh, oh, oh! Ohhhh, your helmet is so big!
Originally posted by Quincy
best part is when they tractor beam the ship, and dark helmet is like "No, let me check it myself" or something, and that spaceball goes"Yo-HO Lord Helmet!"
and then he just gives him that look.
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And gentlemen in England now-a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.
Being a dick ain't so bad, there are 3 kinds of people dicks, pu$$ies and a$$holes, pu$$ies think everyone can get along and dicks just wanna f*ck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your a$$holes chuck and all the a$$holes want us to do is sh!t all over everything. So pu$$ies may get mad at dicks once in a while because pu$$ies get f*cked by dicks...but dicks also f*ck a$$holes and if they didn't f*ck the a$$holes ya know what you'd get? You get your dick and pu$$y all covered in sh!t